I hear that he has no chin, only another fist!

I was horny, but I’d rather FIGHT!

He wasn’t the very best

Oops! Wrong window!

There he is!

I buy the “male” part…

He seems strangely OK with that info.

You’d like to *what*, sir?

Weren’t we all…

Too bad you can’t aim the gun through the tubes

German girls are kinky!

Mexico has the internet?

Epic reversal!

He should have said shirts up.

Grammar Nazis had to start making robots.

If you don’t get lead poisoning on the first try, keep licking.

They both vanished without a trace.

Gallagher would disagree.

I freaking hate farmville!

I may just find that arousing!

The *real* Mario totally would have given mustache rides.

Pedobear without his skin is a scary b*****d!

TMI!!

He sounds like a doctor.

Only if you get caught, man.

You should have seen that one coming.

Just never answer your door.

Your father in a bikini.

Imma let you finish… your dinner, but my steak was the best dinner of ALL TIME!

Uni-dimple Solution.

Where is pedobear when you need him?

Wrong on so many levels.

No, I would say he is being a “d***”.

Dude, calm down. It’s just one joke... and you’re g**.

HypnoChat

It’s a trap!

If only Justin was into girls...

Better than an F-111!

What? 9000!?

Jeez, calm down Justin!

Eeeeeeat me!

I’m not sure they were ready.

I’ll just have a seat over there...

Kick it out like a Spartaaaaaaan!

Even silent, it’s still annoying.

No, you will have just watched Twilight twice.

Google speaks the truth.

I forgot to look at her face.

Eww, that’s 5 too many.

Fool me twice, shame on Omegle

Expect more than that.

Ask for help?

I’ve used it, we’ll be fine.

Trolling the Trollers.

Aw! Adorable!

Cla**ic: You have a permit for that Sprite?

Cleverbot is an E-Ninja.

Literal Troll is literal.

And this is how World Wars start.

He’d rather not talk about it.