Sun Jan 18 11:12:11 EST 2015

The skill had come with a price to him. Although he was deemed the best at what he did, he had lost something that was much more precious. He had left his family to pursue his dreams, lost his friends when he had turned them down at ever moment of life he had led. Now he sat alone with a mirror by his side in the white perly-ness of the room, staring blankly at the canvas. Looking at his portraits which had only grown sadder with time.


Bipod knife. Stab people without recoil troubling you!

The nope-cake.

You know you are f**ked when..


Uh oh..

Hide your shame


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Fri Jan 23 14:24:13 EST 2015
From 20 to 16 and female.

Can only pay for one college tuition. Start.


Where is your God now?

How to sneak chocolate into American movie theaters.



Logically sound, but emotionally stale. Overall great intro, detetive.


Original t*tle asks if she was close to heaven. Just a few feet forward and you'll be in the hands of God.


Can only pay for one college tuition. Start.


Where is your God now?

How to sneak chocolate into American movie theaters.



Logically sound, but emotionally stale. Overall great intro, detetive.


Original t*tle asks if she was close to heaven. Just a few feet forward and you'll be in the hands of God.

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Sat Feb 7 15:59:35 EST 2015



The audience is dumb. The answer is obviously "Llamathrust"


Remember the good old days before vaccines ruined our children?





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Mon Feb 9 10:40:43 EST 2015









Let me in please.

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Fri Feb 20 3:25:38 EST 2015
Actually I love angry buttsex with the devil



Gesundheit.


What'll... be, then?

Impossible standards for billionaires


404 - Drink not found





Gesundheit.


What'll... be, then?

Impossible standards for billionaires


404 - Drink not found


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Fri Feb 27 16:01:00 EST 2015
Photoshop Masters Edition




















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