Sat Sep 22 5:59:34 EDT 2012




Well, that was fast, Jennifer.


Next day on the news paper: A tiger rips off a girl's head.


s*** just got serious.

Scumbag National Geographic

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Sun Sep 23 15:42:05 EDT 2012

Oh... F*ck




Happens to me all the time.



Famous last words: "Naah, it's fine, I don't have to watch the road, just take a pic."


Your poor naive b*****d
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Tue Sep 25 16:55:19 EDT 2012










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Fri Sep 28 7:06:50 EDT 2012










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Sat Sep 29 17:12:36 EDT 2012

If this catches on, I swear to god...

Still smarter than most of the facebook posts.

If only she knew the truth...







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Mon Oct 1 16:38:10 EDT 2012









GTA 4 logic

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