After Graham Bell had invented the telephone, he found that he already had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is a bannable offense.

Three statisticians go together hunting. Some time later, they notice a lone rabbit.
First statistician shoots, but the bullet flies over the head of rabbit.
Second one shoots, but the bullet falls down in ground before reaching the rabbit.
Third exclaimed: "We got it!"

Not much of a joke this time, but this one completely suits my opinion

Three blondes walking through a forest come across some tracks; The first says "They're rabbit tracks" the second one says "They're deer tracks" the third one says "They're fox tracks" suddenly they were hit by a train.

As a quick side note to all blondes out there reading this I myself am blonde and have heard this joke many times in good humour and I mean no offence with it.