Or put it in a cup first.

Has anyone tried that line yet?

40 year old virgins say what.

The sunny side of death.

Now with more sandwich options.

Double reverse ident*ty theft.

But...Wait...Wha..*Poof*

Bryan Fowler: Sportsman, Necrophile, Onanist

Loot the purse for the 300 to pay for the ambulance. Those things aren’t free, you know.

Jesus, in the bedroom, with the furniture polish.

Wait, are you a cop?

Brains... keep... apart...

Bears do make excellent pets.

Nice try but I won’t say Candlejack... oh cra–

Fear the Banhammer.

Your mom.

And he looked upon the creation with pride.

Works every time.

Not sure super powers set in that fast...

Someone disconnect before the Internet breaks!

A wild ego appears!

Netherlands is dead to me

Don’t ask that scrub, ask Leia

Troll vs Troll Beatdown.

Pedobear is a bad parent.

Keyboard not present, press F1 to continue!

The Devil has been busy then...

The one true religion.

Trolling gets 9 out of 10 stars!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it.

Accidentally good advice. What do?

My mom is a MILF... Wait...

Hansen bags another one... Wait...

Well, it is a valid question.

Heartless counter - Trolls are heartless.

Bacon IS fun!

That has to be a shovel

Luigi, it's a me, Mario!

I choose you, Me!

Look again. The horse is now a Troll.

Don’t you just love how his face is unchanged when they take their shirts off?

Grand Theft Hooker

Jesus would give me twenty dollars.

They’re EVERYWHERE!

Mmm, sexy endowed chicken...

OMG, Google, you can’t suggest that!

Woah, menstrual cramps just got serious.

Bugs aren’t dirty, they’re delicious!

Never trust Cleverbot.

Oh Google, that’s supposed to be a secret!