That sound
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Sony just won this generation's console war.
I'm going to walk today.
Overly detached girlfriend
The receptionist at the gym said it was like normal water but "with much less calories and fat".
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Especially true for me, who has a phobia for bugs and spiders.
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Boy, that escalated quickly.
Free Coffee they said.
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I swear they were all wide awake 30 seconds ago!
As a guy, after comparing bartending tips with his female coworkers.
He has hit rock bottom.
Everytime I try to do something productive.
Cigarette butt, pencil eraser and sewing push pin = deadly accurate mini dart
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