Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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