Spendy

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Tue Oct 11 8:08:09 EDT 2011

Quote from Amabelle


A patient says:
"Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pa** the butter?' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life." 








Horo

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Sat Jan 28 23:44:06 EST 2012

After Graham Bell had invented the telephone, he found that he already had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck does this again!





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Sun Jan 29 4:50:19 EST 2012

Quote from Exzessiva
After Graham Bell had invented the telephone, he found that he already had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck does this again!


Chuck Norris is a bannable offense.




Aurum KodEXo

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Sat Mar 3 16:28:24 EST 2012

Three statisticians go together hunting. Some time later, they notice a lone rabbit.
First statistician shoots, but the bullet flies over the head of rabbit.
Second one shoots, but the bullet falls down in ground before reaching the rabbit.
Third exclaimed: "We got it!"


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Aurum KodEXo

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Wed Apr 25 4:37:40 EDT 2012

Not much of a joke this time, but this one completely suits my opinion




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Fri Jun 22 9:06:40 EDT 2012

Three blondes walking through a forest come across some tracks; The first says "They're rabbit tracks" the second one says "They're deer tracks" the third one says "They're fox tracks" suddenly they were hit by a train.

As a quick side note to all blondes out there reading this I myself am blonde and have heard this joke many times in good humour and I mean no offence with it. (smiley)



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